Geek poem..

[zrski]

"If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, And the bus is

interrupted as a very last resort, And the address of the memory

makes your floppy disk abort, Then the socket packet pocket has an

error to report!

 

If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash, And the

double-clicking icons put your window in the trash, And your data is

corrupted 'cause the index doesn't hash, Then your situation's

hopeless, and your system's gonna crash!

 

If the label on your cable on the gable at your house, Says the

network is connected to the button on your mouse, But your packets

want to tunnel to another protocol, That's repeatedly rejected by

the printer down the hall.

 

And your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss, So

your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse, Then you may as

well reboot and go out with a bang, 'Cause as sure as I'm a poet,

the sucker's gonna hang!

 

When the copy of your floppy's getting sloppy on the disk, And the

microcode instructions cause unnecessary RISC, Then you have to

flash your memory and you'll want to RAM your ROM, Quickly turn off

your computer and be sure to tell your mom!"