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Verdorie, lees ik net dat Leslie Nielsen overleden is. Je weet wel van the naked gun, police squad, scary movie en mijn favoriet airplane. Waarom durf ik het op het HL forum te zetten :-)

 

Nou vanwege zijn te slappe en zo grappige Dutchtone reclame's (nederlandse onderneming, ondernemers forum, off-topic duh)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ROowmUcRF0c&feature=player_embedded#!

 

Even nagenieten.

 

Micha


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dan even iets moois

 

3d typografie. Speciaal voor Ruben ;)

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Voor de complete gallery KLIK Sowieso is www.youthedesigner.com een mooie site voor inspiratie van typografie, drukwerk mogelijkheden, vomrgeving e.d..

 

Micha

 


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Messing with creatives,

 

Is creativiteit, creatief?

Vooral op het einde is het heel verhelderend

klik

 

 


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Weer even mijn topic vervuilen.

 

Hardwareinfo TV heeft een leuke en informatieve uitzending over garantie. In dit geval richt het zich op consumenten, maar ook wel interessant voor bedrijven in computerhardware. Wat zijn de huidige problemen met garantie en waarom is het zo lastig. Ik hoorde weer wat verontrustende dingetjes.

 

http://nl.hardware.info/tv/250/garantie-special

 

Ik vind sowieso het bijkopen van garantie een belachelijk iets. 2000 euro uitgeven voor een laptop en nergens op kunnen terugvallen hoelang dat ding bij normaal gebruik zou moeten functioneren.

 

Micha

 

 

 


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Industrial Robots That Imitate Human Wrist Movement : DigInfo

 

Snelle robotjes die ik nog niet had gezien. Vooral mooi om te zien hoe snel ze schakelen.


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Even met wat humor het weekend in...

 

My Blackberry isn't working


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Hoe zouden supermarkt-producten eruit zien met een minimalistisch design?

klik

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Hoe zouden supermarkt-producten eruit zien met een minimalistisch design?

klik

 

 

Ik krijg jaren '60 associaties (niet dat toen leefde ofzo), gewoon zo basic en simpel. Saai zelfs.


Always think beyond stage 1.

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Doet mij denken aan Apple. Hun producten zijn ook verpakt in een simpele witte of zwarte doos met een afbeelding van het product aan de bovenkant.

 

Maar in een supermarkt zal dat denk ik niet werken omdat het product moet aanspreken als je er langs loopt. Is de verpakking saai en strak (minimalistisch) dan ziet dat er op een afbeelding op internet wel leuk uit, maar in het supermarkt schap zou je het niet eens zien staan.

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remember the fifth of november...

 

Leuke bijdrage XiaoDi

 

 


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Even een leuk grapje ten koste van microsoft...

dit vanwege een etentje van obama met wat bekende mensen klik

 

Kwam mij wel goed uit omdat ik gisteren ipv werken anderhalf uur kwijt was om bij mijn ouders een geluidskaart weer aan de praat te helpen en daarna iemand zijn nas vindbaar te krijgen in zijn netwerk...

 

iets veranderd opnieuw opstarten

driver weggooien opnieuw opstarten

driver installeren opnieuw opstarten

muis bewogen opnieuw opstarten

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Innovatie in muziek...

 


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2 leuke filmpjes rondom de marketing van de ipad... Ik moest er om lachten.

KLIKERDEKLIKNOGANTOE


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Een tijdje geleden dat ik dit topic weer even ga gebruiken. Maar dit vond ik wel weer heel leuk en creatief.


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Een van mijn favorieter aller tijden.

 

 

Hi

I opened the screen door yesterday and my cat got out and has been missing since then so I was wondering if you are not to busy you could make a poster for me. It has to be A4 and I will photocopy it and put it around my suburb this afternoon.

missy_350.jpg

 

 

 

This is the only photo of her I have she answers to the name Missy and is black and white and about 8 months old. missing on Harper street and my phone number.

Thanks Shan.

From: David Thorne

Date: Monday 21 June 2010 9.26am

To: Shannon Walkley

Subject: Re: Poster

 

Dear Shannon,

That is shocking news. Luckily I was sitting down when I read your email and not half way up a ladder or tree. How are you holding up? I am surprised you managed to attend work at all what with thinking about Missy out there cold, frightened and alone... possibly lying on the side of the road, her back legs squashed by a vehicle, calling out "Shannon, where are you?"

Although I have two clients expecting completed work this afternoon, I will, of course, drop everything and do whatever it takes to facilitate the speedy return of Missy.

Regards, David.

From: Shannon Walkley

Date: Monday 21 June 2010 9.37am

To: David Thorne

Subject: Re: Re: Poster

 

yeah ok thanks. I know you dont like cats but I am really worried about mine. I have to leave at 1pm today.

 

From: David Thorne

Date: Monday 21 June 2010 10.17am

To: Shannon Walkley

Subject: Re: Re: Re: Poster

 

Dear Shannon,

I never said I don't like cats. Once, having been invited to a party, I went clothes shopping beforehand and bought a pair of expensive G-Star boots. They were two sizes too small but I wanted them so badly I figured I could just wear them without socks and cut my toenails very short. As the party was only a few blocks from my place, I decided to walk. After the first block, I lost all feeling in my feet. Arriving at the party, I stumbled into a guy named Steven, spilling Malibu & coke onto his white Wham 'Choose Life' t-shirt, and he punched me. An hour or so after the incident, Steven sat down in a chair already occupied by a cat. The surprised cat clawed and snarled causing Steven to leap out of the chair, slip on a rug and strike his forehead onto the corner of a speaker; resulting in a two inch open gash. In its shock, the cat also defecated, leaving Steven with a wet brown stain down the back of his beige cargo pants. I liked that cat.

Attached poster as requested.

Regards, David.

 

missing_missy.jpg

 

From: Shannon Walkley

Date: Monday 21 June 2010 10.24am

To: David Thorne

Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Poster

 

yeah thats not what I was looking for at all. it looks like a movie and how come the photo of Missy is so small?

 

From: David Thorne

Date: Monday 21 June 2010 10.28am

To: Shannon Walkley

Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Poster

 

Dear Shannon,

It's a design thing. The cat is lost in the negative space.

Regards, David.

From: Shannon Walkley

Date: Monday 21 June 2010 10.33am

To: David Thorne

Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Poster

 

Thats just stupid. Can you do it properly please? I am extremely emotional over this and was up all night in tears. you seem to think it is funny. Can you make the photo bigger please and fix the text and do it in colour please. Thanks.

From: David Thorne

Date: Monday 21 June 2010 10.46am

To: Shannon Walkley

Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Poster

 

Dear Shannon,

Having worked with designers for a few years now, I would have assumed you understood, despite our vague suggestions otherwise, we do not welcome constructive criticism. I don't come downstairs and tell you how to send text messages, log onto Facebook and look out of the window. I am willing to overlook this faux pas due to you no doubt being preoccupied with thoughts of Missy attempting to make her way home across busy intersections or being trapped in a drain as it slowly fills with water. I spent three days down a well once but that was just for fun.

I have amended and attached the poster as per your instructions.

Regards, David.

missing_missy2.jpg

 

From: Shannon Walkley

Date: Monday 21 June 2010 10.59am

To: David Thorne

Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Poster

 

This is worse than the other one. can you make it so it shows the whole photo of Missy and delete the stupid text that says missing missy off it? I just want it to say lost.

From: David Thorne

Date: Monday 21 June 2010 11.14am

To: Shannon Walkley

Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Poster

 

missing_missy3.jpg

 

From: Shannon Walkley

Date: Monday 21 June 2010 11.21am

To: David Thorne

Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Poster

 

yeah can you do the poster or not? I just want a photo and the word lost and the telephone number and when and where she was lost and her name. Not like a movie poster or anything stupid. I have to leave early today. If it was your cat I would help you. Thanks.

From: David Thorne

Date: Monday 21 June 2010 11.32am

To: Shannon Walkley

Subject: Awww

 

Dear Shannon,

I don't have a cat. I once agreed to look after a friend's cat for a week but after he dropped it off at my apartment and explained the concept of kitty litter, I kept the cat in a closed cardboard box in the shed and forgot about it. If I wanted to feed something and clean faeces, I wouldn't have put my mother in that home after her stroke. A week later, when my friend came to collect his cat, I pretended that I was not home and mailed the box to him. Apparently I failed to put enough stamps on the package and he had to collect it from the post office and pay eighteen dollars. He still goes on about that sometimes, people need to learn to let go.

I have attached the amended version of your poster as per your detailed instructions.

Regards, David.

 

missing_missy6.jpg

 

From: Shannon Walkley

Date: Monday 21 June 2010 11.47am

To: David Thorne

Subject: Re: Awww

 

Thats not my cat. where did you get that picture from? That cat is orange. I gave you a photo of my cat.

From: David Thorne

Date: Monday 21 June 2010 11.58am

To: Shannon Walkley

Subject: Re: Re: Awww

 

I know, but that one is cute. As Missy has quite possibly met any one of several violent ends, it is possible you might get a better cat out of this. If anybody calls and says "I haven't seen your orange cat but I did find a black and white one with its hind legs run over by a car, do you want it?" you can politely decline and save yourself a costly veterinarian bill.

I knew someone who had a basset hound that had its hind legs removed after an accident and it had to walk around with one of those little buggies with wheels. If it had been my dog I would have asked for all its legs to be removed and replaced with wheels and had a remote control installed. I could charge neighbourhood kids for rides and enter it in races. If I did the same with a horse I could drive it to work. I would call it Steven.

Regards, David.

From: Shannon Walkley

Date: Monday 21 June 2010 12.07pm

To: David Thorne

Subject: Re: Re: Re: Awww

 

Please just use the photo I gave you.

From: David Thorne

Date: Monday 21 June 2010 12.22pm

To: Shannon Walkley

Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Awww

missing_missy4.jpg

 

From: Shannon Walkley

Date: Monday 21 June 2010 12.34pm

To: David Thorne

Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Awww

 

I didnt say there was a reward. I dont have $2000 dollars. What did you even put that there for? Apart from that it is perfect can you please remove the reward bit. Thanks Shan.

From: David Thorne

Date: Monday 21 June 2010 12.42pm

To: Shannon Walkley

Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Awww

 

missing_missy5.jpg

 

From: Shannon Walkley

Date: Monday 21 June 2010 12.51pm

To: David Thorne

Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Awww

 

Can you just please take the reward bit off altogether? I have to leave in ten minutes and I still have to make photocopies of it.

From: David Thorne

Date: Monday 21 June 2010 12.56pm

To: Shannon Walkley

Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Awww

 

missing_missy7.jpg

 

From: Shannon Walkley

Date: Monday 21 June 2010 1.03pm

To: David Thorne

Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Awww

 

Fine. That will have to do.

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Ik heb de hondjes uitgelaten, even wat boodschapjes gedaan, facebook bekeken, twitter bekeken, nog even een paar website's bekeken. Wat leuke dingen die ik tegenkwam weer op mijn facebook en twitter geplaatst. En toen zag ik dit en plaats het hier en ga dan echt weer aan het werk....

 

 

 


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Ok ik ben wiskundig niet zo slim, weet ik. Is misschien zelfs een understatement. Dus ik heb de vraag wat is: 40 + 40 x 0 + 1 Verkeerd uitgerekend (stomme facebook polls). Maar wat apart is dat deze som in de applicatie calculator goed wordt uitgerekend, maar in de widget (F12) in macos niet. En die laatste gebruik ik altijd om dingen uit te rekenen :-/

 

Dus ik bellen met mijn ouders, om mij even uit te leggen waarom ik het fout had (flashback naar mijn mavo tijd). Die hebben toevallig 2 rekenmachines. Een antieke en een oude. De antieke had het goed, maar de oude weer niet.

 

Dus in huize van veen is er nu een rekenmachine in de vuilnisback getrapt en ga al mijn facturen en offertes nalopen.

 

Doe er je voordeel mee. Is dit ondernemers gerelateerd? Ja want deze ondernemer met een totaal gebrek aan wiskundig inzicht rekent alles uit met de widget die het fout had...


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Ach sommige (reken) regeltjes zijn veranderd en het valt soms niet mee om bij te blijven.

Zowel met de oude als de nieuwe regels is het antwoord overigens gelijk. ;)

 

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